1. I’d like to thank Chris, the members of the Academy, and my fellow cynics for this lovely grand prize. I accept on behalf of all of you. Oh, and to the late Prof. Ackman at Columbia College who said I’d never amount to anything in the writing world. Neener-neener-neener nyah nyah nyah, so there.

  2. what’re they so mad about? there are clearly enough sunflower seeds there for everyone…

    and, is it just me, or do angry chipmunks sound like kids playing laser-guns… (pew pew pew… pewwww… pew pew pew….)

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