1000 Rabbis Warn: Open Homosexuality in the Military is a Disaster and May Cause Further Natural Disasters

The alternate headline should be “Jews: Just as wacky as Christians

“Thirteen months before 9/11, on the day New York City passed homosexual domestic partnership regulations, I joined a group of Rabbis at a City Hall prayer service, pleading with G-d not to visit disaster on the city of N.Y. We have seen the underground earthquake, tsunami, Katrina, and now Haiti. All this is in sync with a two thousand year old teaching in the Talmud that the practice of homosexuality is a spiritual cause of earthquakes. Once a disaster is unleashed, innocents are also victims just like in Chernobyl.

“We plead with saner heads in Congress and the Pentagon to stop sodomization of our military and our society. Enough is enough.”

  • Debbe

    And here I was, thinking that Judaism at least was a bit more sane than Xtianity. But considering Judaism is the source of both Xtianity and Islam, how sane can it really be?

    Homosexual acts cause earthquakes, huh? Guess the earth moved for ’em………….

  • Justin

    It must be strange to think that everything on Earth happens to reward or punish a handful of meatsacks that just showed up not too long ago.

  • Marlea

    Um what?

  • Eight

    Does anyone want to hear my theory on homosexuality and the fall of the dinosaurs?

    • Marlea

      Why the hell not!

    • dazman

      come on..out with it man..(that sounds a tad gay actually..lol)

    • albert maas

      Yes!

  • Lance

    OK, speaking as a Jew: that’s just plain awful. It’s certainly a reminder that nutcases know no religious borders; but I take solace in knowing that this guy is by no means mainstream Judaism. (Sure, even mainstream Judaism has problems. But they’re not *that* bad.)

  • Erin

    I just love that they always talk about sodomy as if it is ONLY practiced by homosexuals. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

  • mrclam

    What do you expect? They worship a god who slowly killed all the kittens, puppies and bunnies on earth!

  • Dan

    At least it’s not just us Christians saying silly things.

    I always thought a cool name for a bad guy or bounty hunter would be “The Sodomizer”
    < he/she would be feared !

  • ange

    it’s more common in extremist jewish beliefs than ya think, they’re just better at being two-faced about it.

  • Amos

    Makes sense. I know that gay people’s TV habits effect the rate at which stars go nova. Their sock length determines the strength of earth’s gravitational field.

    This is why most local weather stations are actually underground bars. Inaccuracy in their reports are usually due to the merely bicurious getting in.

  • Barbwire

    Now all the gays will be getting swelled heads over their importance. (And yes, I did mean the double entendre.)

  • Reverend Bob

    Silly Rabbi’s these tricks are for kids!