Australia Bans Small Breasted Women From Porn

First they came for the A cups:

The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia.

15 Comments

  1. Shoot! I was getting ready to film “Squirting Mastectomy MILF’s” in Australia…guess I’ll have to move production to Brasil.

  2. Will there really be some government functionary running around porn shoot sets with a template to make sure the actors are in compliance?

  3. This is outrageously stupid! Can it be true? What about young men as objects of paedophile attention? Are all those skinny actors going to be banned from the screen?

  4. Hiring a 25 year old with small breasts is “child pornography” while hiring a curvaceous 18 year old is completely legal? What about hiring men who are hung like horses? Shouldn’t they ban that as well since it’s essentially bestiality?

    Ridiculous.

  5. Yep – them bigguns are shore wunnerful~! How’s about you check out them cannons out after 65 years of gravitational forces. Besides, there are far more interesting parts of the female anatomy to enjoy. Like her imagination.

  6. The “paedophile witch hunt” is incredable down here, but it’s all focussed at child porn consumers. The staggering majoraty of actually offending paedophiles go undetected because they do it to real little girls and boys often in their own houses and you can’t just scan the internet to find them.

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