Hey, I just found your blog on atheism and was wondering if you would be interested in a link exchange in our blogrolls. Let me know.
OH YOU MEAN I CAN BE ON A BLOGROLL SOMEWHERE? Hooray! This is the best day of my life ever. To think that one day I would be able to get my blog on somebody else’s blogroll. I’m gonna call everyone in my family to tell them about this!
(It sucks when you’re dealing with atheists because you can’t tell them to go to hell.)
BTW, asking me for a link exchange just means that I will never go to your blog. I’ve never met a link exchange spammer who had anything to offer anybody except annoyance.