• Abi

    If I could legally do it, I would unmarry my husband and marry Maru. What an amazing beast. I love the thickness of his tail.

    That is all.

  • Roadgames223

    Impressive. But if they were to fight (to the death, of course), my money’s on Ninja Cat.

  • Rev. Snarfleez J. Cattleprod

    My ferrets have learned this trick.
    One of them can actually get into the silverware drawer, push it out, climb atop the counter, and get into all kinds of trouble.

  • G-Man

    Maru or Wilfred Brimley? You decide…