Who would have thunk that you can ward off a bully with a rolled up magazine?
What’s the nicest thing a stranger ever did for you?
(question stolen from reddit)
If we admit that some infinite being has controlled the destinies of persons and peoples, history becomes a most cruel and bloody farce. Age after age, the strong have trampled upon the weak; the crafty and heartless have ensnared and enslaved the simple and innocent, and nowhere, in all the annals of mankind, has any god succored the oppressed.
Man should cease to expect aid from on high. By this time he should know that heaven has no ear to hear, and no hand to help. The present is the necessary child of all the past. There has been no chance, and there can be no interference.
Robert Green Ingersoll, “The Gods” (1872)
(First posted on June 4, 2007)