The folks at Rapture Ready are concerned:
When I heard this morning about o’s glorification, I was terrified that the Rapture had occurred and I had done something to miss it. No way in a normal world would anyone give the prize to 0bama based on his record to date…I mean something weird had to happen, right?
But, I got on here, you guys are all still here, so either we messed up somewhere along the way, or we’re still waiting to be called home!
What has happened to the America I grew up in? Are we so far gone . . .that we won’t be able to come back? Sadly, that we are.
I had to slowly eat a couple of crackers to settle my stomach after that headline.
And what awful timing — while the dem’s are trying to ram HC reform through congress.
And on the heels of the 2016 Olympics debacle?
The timing was definately orchestrated very carefully.
Well he only has 3 yrs left if we can get him voted out other wise we will be stuck with him for another 7 years and 3 months and like 10 days LOL.. We can only hope Dr Orly Taitz can prove he wasn’t born here and has 39 Social security numbers if we can get that investigated and prove it true it could be less… Ok So I am wishing
This is a JOKE brothers and sisters, a complete JOKE! As each day comes and goes, I find myself having a very difficult time to continue praying for you-know-who. I find myself having to pray for our administration instead. I mean it folks. This man is so arrogant and all about his agenda that it literally makes me sick to my stomach. I will continue to pray for him as best I can for as long as this nation holds together, which most likely will NOT be long! PLEASE COME SOON LORD JESUS!!!!!
Well thinking back on all the scam emails I get from Nigeria and all of the money they want to give me cause someone I did not even know died, maybe, just maybe I should email them back. It may be true. Maybe someone truly wants to give me 18 million dollars, who am I to think it is just a scam? I mean look at Obama, he get the Nobel Peace prize for doing nothing, and Nigeria wants to give me a few million dollars, where is that email now? hmmmmmmm.
This should reinforce how close the Lord’s coming for us is. When I hear some headline like this it’s hard to keep a straight face. When the insane is sane, when evil is good. I hope that you guys realize ‘who’ really arranged this… To any ‘thinking mind’ this is a farce, a bad comedy, a bad joke come true. Satan has empowered him to mesmerize so many, with so little. Anxiously awaiting satan’s next accomplishment.
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22 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.I think Nietzsche said it best.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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Hmmm… mediocre.
Waiting for fox news reaction clips.
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I hate it when Obama makes my tummy hurt. Praise Jesus for crackers.
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Rapture Ready is a sad, sad site – a place where hundreds of wannabe Onionistas hang out, all carefully spoofing each other, all imagining that they are each one the only liberal troll pulling a Poe. I mean, it’s gotta be that way… right? Right?
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Oh noes! Not only does Obama get the Nobel Prize, but people might get HEALTH CARE, too! Save us, Supply-Side Jesus!
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I see I’m not the only one who lurks around Rapture Ready’s boards. It can really make my shifts at work fly by.
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@outeast: I’m afraid the truth is much more terrifying. But it’s a comforting thought.
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I don’t know how I’m still able to be amazed that there are people like this in the world, and that they are able to use a computer.
How is it that they can accomplish anything if they’re honestly sitting around waiting for the sky to fall with their fingers crossed.
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Reading the comments, I couldn’t help but feel a little bad for the human race… but I did absolutely laugh out loud at the crackers comment. I couldn’t help but get a mental image of some fat lady, sitting on the couch, drenched in sweat eating soda crackers one by one, holding each cracker with both hands.
Personally I think that the preemptive giving of the Nobel Peace Prize to a guy who heads a country that is now involved in 2 wars with no end in sight pretty bizarre. I’m not the only one, of course:
http://news.antiwar.com/2009/10/09/bizarro-peace-prize-awarded-to-obama/
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“omg. i really hope the LORD OF ALL LORDS (JESUS- in case anyone’s forgotten) returns. i’m not even concerned about finding a cute girl and spending years with her anymore.”
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Those idiots can’t get Raptured out of here fast enough, as far as I’m concerned. Get off your ass, Sky-Daddy! Take these morons back into your cloud city so the rest of us pagans can live in peace.
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I really hope they’re right about this rapture thing, and I hope it happens soon, because the world without them would be incredible.
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While I don’t think the world is going to end because he won the Nobel Peace Prize, he really hasn’t done anything to deserve it either.
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Isn’t it a bit easy to say “Obama hasn’t done anything to deserve the award!”.
I mean he re-opened diplomatic channels that used to be shut down during the Bush administration, which is, for the most militaristic country in the world, a big step.
Also it was mentioned multiple times that the goal of today’s Nobel Peace Prizes is less to honor one’s life work, but to actually help a person with a positive vision and bring attention to their goals.
The Nobel Peace Prize committee is still bummed over the fact that they missed Mahatma Gandhi, the symbol for peaceful activism. ( http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/articles/gandhi/index.html ) One reason the prize is used today as a mean to bring attention to one’s work in the earliest stages instead of just a posthumous nod.
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I’m a bit surprised at how not illiterate these RR comments are. I’ll give them credit for that.
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Funny lead comments
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Mmm Jesus Crackers. There’s a marketing opportunity just going beggin’!
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A comment in The Irish Times:
“Congratulations poured in from around the world…with the Afghan Taliban and US Republicans alone in criticising the award.”
Some common ground after all, eh?
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“Rapture Ready”- sounds like a bad perfume name from the early 70s. I can see the ad now, a sultry lady pouting at the camera saying in a low voice, “Are you…Rapture Ready?”
So for me, just reading the title of the website puts a smile on my face. I’m glad to know there’s a Light Bulb of Crazy on the internet, drawing in all sorts of strange people what with their tummy aches and bizarre predictions, using everyday events as tea leaves to predict a terrible future. Well, terrible for everyone else but absolutely peachy keen for them.
But- it’s fun to contrast quotes from that site to Mr. Ingersoll, who used reason.
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i love telling people like that how much of an Atheist i am.
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Who isnt!?
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If there were such a thing as the Rapture, and it was only for good Christians, I strongly doubt any of these people would qualify.
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