I HAVE FOUND GOD

I have found god in the form of Ben & Jerry’s Cinnamon Buns ice cream. He’s a sweet deity whose sacrament consists of caramel cinnamon struesel but can be vengeful if you eat too much (I’m learning about this as I type… Sweet Ben & Jerry, have mercy upon me). I’d venture forth on a crusade to convert natives and slay apostates if the Lord Cinnamon Bun did ask…

I’m didn’t get to try the S’mores yet. I’m a bit afraid it will set off a Frozen Treat Reformation.

A Brave Man

A brave man walks through the teabagger protest on the National Mall in Washington, DC, with a large sign that reads “Public Option Now”. If not for the cops that escorted him through the crowd, they probably would have eaten him alive.

How is The World Doing?

Not doing too well:

England is deserted, Australia and New Zealand have merged, and the man who bought Ireland has killed himself.

They were designed to make Dubai the envy of the world: a series of paradise islands inhabited by celebrities and the super-rich reclaimed from the azure waters of the Arabian Gulf and shaped like a map of the Earth. It was called The World.

As millions of tonnes of rock were dumped into the sea for the foundations, timely leaks suggested that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were to buy Ethiopia, Sir Richard Branson was tipped to occupy England, while Rod Stewart would border him in Scotland.

Instead it has become the world’s most expensive shipping hazard, guarded by private security in fast boats and ringed by warning buoys to keep the curious away. A development that was meant to send Dubai’s star into the firmament of First World cities has been left to the mercy of the waves and the baking winds.

(via J-Walk)

Poll Finds Most Doctors Support Public Option

Hrmph.. Fucking socialists.

Among all the players in the health care debate, doctors may be the least understood about where they stand on some of the key issues around changing the health care system. Now, a new survey finds some surprising results: A large majority of doctors say there should be a public option.

When polled, “nearly three-quarters of physicians supported some form of a public option, either alone or in combination with private insurance options,” says Dr. Salomeh Keyhani. She and Dr. Alex Federman, both internists and researchers at Mount Sinai School of Medicine in New York, conducted a random survey, by mail and by phone, of 2,130 doctors. They surveyed them from June right up to early September.

Most doctors — 63 percent — say they favor giving patients a choice that would include both public and private insurance. That’s the position of President Obama and of many congressional Democrats. In addition, another 10 percent of doctors say they favor a public option only; they’d like to see a single-payer health care system. Together, the two groups add up to 73 percent.

(via Gerry Canavan)