Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama’s Placenta

From a legitimate news source:

WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president’s U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as “Afterbirthers” demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama’s placenta from his time inside his mother’s womb. “All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over,” said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. “To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official.

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  1. Inti,

    I wouldn’t be that surprised if it was real. I can almost hear Orly Taitz’s voice asking about the placenta.

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  2. McGee,

    The Onion is just the tops, baby. Loved their video about the ominous music.

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  3. OM,

    We should be able to see a video of his parents conceiving Obama in front of the Statue of Liberty.

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  4. Trel,

    You are a disgusting human being.

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  5. Legitimate news source. Chris, that is the best, and it will never fail to make me laugh!

    Wondering when the mainstream media will start reporting that the majority of young adults now get their news from–instead of The Daily Show or Colbert Report–The Onion!!

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