Yahoo! Answers Jeopardy

I’m scraping the link barrel today so let’s play some Yahoo! Answers Jeopardy.

For those who are new to this, we take an answer from Yahoo! Answers and you need to tell us what was the question. Here’s your clue:

Dont worry and enjoy it, but there is a chance of dieing

Answers must be in the form of a question.


And the correct question was:


  1. I am driving half-way across the country to New York to join the Cab Drivers League of America, but I am afraid of becoming obsessed with fuzzy dice, or “Die-ing” as it’s known in the ‘biz. Should I take my hands-free cell phone and tobacco-scented shirts and go home?

  2. I want to misspell the word “dying” around a very aggressive grammar nazi because it’s always fun to watch her freak out.

  3. @ Mike K: wait a second…are you referring to ME? I am not freaking out. I am a comedian who wants to make this post fun, by playing the joke a different way. We’re all going to think of the question involving something dangerous so that someone would answer that there’s a chance of dying. So why not read into the question and look for another possible guess? The answer included the word “dieing”, spelled d-i-e. What could that mean? Die is the singular of dice. You can die cast a model of a car. You can read it as the word “the” in German. The possibilities are endless! Your turn…

    And no, I am never explaining myself to ewe again.

  4. I’ve recently been captured by an isolated indigenous tribe in New Guinea that has made me the living embodiment of their god. What should I do?

  5. @ Abbi:
    Actually, no, it honestly hadn’t occurred to me that you were the poster that made a pun of the spelling. I said “she” just because people always say “he” when referring to an unknown third party, and I like to be different.

    But I really hope you patch things up with that female sheep.

  6. What do I do with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of
    high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

  7. I feel like I want to throw caution to the wind and wash my whites with my colours, but am still a little apprehensive. Do you think I should?

  8. The weather is getting warm and it’s time for snakes. Sometimes they get into my washing machine, in the garage, on the tree and sometimes they scare you to death just right into your feet while walking in the garden. I also found a brown snake in a small box with tools. Shall I kill them all?

  9. A mother died in a tandem-jump accident near us just a few weeks back. With her whole family watching – it was a wedding anniversary present from her husband. One of those ‘it should never happen but it does’ double-chute failures (probably laziness in failing to follow all the seemingly-redundant-but-not-actually-redundant-at-all safety checks, apparently).

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