From Abi, not to be confused with Abbi who is our Cynical Inquisitor General of all General Inquiries:
What have you won, if anything?
I won first place in a science fair in the fifth grade. When it comes to games of chance I never win anything. I’ve played several million hands of video poker in my lifetime and I’ve never even gotten a Royal Flush (the odds are about 649,740 to 1). And I’m counting simulations and real games.
Any Cynics out there ever win anything? (Besides beauty pageants of course)