Yahoo! Answers Jeopardy

Here’s another one. For those who are new to this, I’m taking an answer from Yahoo! Answers and I need you to figure out what was the original question. Here is your clue:

I think you should tell them on Jerry Springer.

Answers must be in the form of a question. (And yes, you can probably find the real answer using the google. So don’t.)

Update:

And the correct question is:

I have to round up some prizes to give out for some of these.

Comments

15 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.
  1. Meg,

    How do I tell my parents that my brotha got me pregnant?

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  2. jered,

    where is a good place to tell the world im a redneck ninja?

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  3. Lydi-Rae,

    What’s the best way to break it to my husband that I lost my virginity to a dog breeder named Fernando?

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  4. MacCrocodile,

    How do I tell my parents they should stop having three-ways with Jerry Springer?

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  5. Joe,

    Yeah, so I slept with my half-sister’s half-brother while preganant wit my neighbors twins. They both proposed, how do i pick and who?

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  6. Angry Sam,

    I’m considering a presidential run. How do I break the news to America?

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  7. chad,

    what is “I was in a incestuous relationship?”

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  8. outeast,

    I need some serious advice, please. I’ve been preparing for a sex-change operation but I’ve been keeping it secret – everyone thinks the effects are from hormonal imbalances due to testicular cancer. I need to tell my family who I really am in a way that they can accept. How can I share the core of my innermost being without causing them pain and anger?

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  9. George,

    What is the best way to explain to my loved ones that I am a furry?

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  10. I just got offered a job one of those new death panels you hear about. I think of taking this job, but how do I tell this news to my parents, who are both senior citizens and not very well, healthwise?

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  11. justine,

    what are potentially incestuous personal dramas?

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  12. Piri,

    How do I tell my kids I can’t talk to their class about my profession because I’m terribly afraid of speaking in front of strangers?

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  13. I am an alien who is making words appear on this monitor by the power of my brain. I need the flesh of a human on which to stand and alert my home base of this planet’s limitations. I would prefer a human of very low societal value, as my tentacles will surely sear his skin with four times the force of your molten lava. Suggestions?

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  14. Erin,

    I get sick in churches and love rare meat too. I guess I am also a vampire. It all makes sense. Sweet!

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  15. Doc,

    This bit deserves its own site.

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