The closest IN-N-OUT Burger is 2,607 miles away…..
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The closest IN-N-OUT Burger is 2,607 miles away…..
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32 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.Oh God kill me….checking the next flight to SW
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Now I’m pissed. F*CK!
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I’m not seeing it. Possibly because that burger looks like…well…maybe it’s just my filthy mind at work. Still doesn’t look all that appetizing to me.
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Amen, brother! I was living in LA for about 5 weeks this summer, and the only thing that got me through those days in the concrete jungle was knowing that there were more In-n-Outs than McDoodles. Sigh. It’s cold in Colorado.
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It looks like someone puked on those fries.
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I live only 30 miles away and it’s too far right now!!
I want that hamburger!!
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I have a sudden urge to drive the full 10 minutes to In-N-Out, record myself gorging blissfully on a Double-Double “Animal Style”, and post the video here. Yes, eeexcellent.
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my face cramped from the sudden drooling. owwww!!!
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ooooooooh animal style
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They don’t expand any further than they are since they’d don’t want to compromise how fresh the ingredients are. And yes, I could go for a double double now. And fries. And a shake. Guess I may hit Burgerville up here soon to compensate.
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The closest location to me is three miles away. Maybe if I get off this stupid computer I’ll go there. They are the best. I feel for ya Chris, but the pizza sucks out here, so I guess I don’t feel too bad.
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While I’m sure those are very tasty burgers and fries, and I’d happily scarf them down without a second thought, am I the only one grossed out by extreme close ups of fast food?
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There’s one on the way home from work, and just for good measure, another one two minutes from my house. I love California!
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I love California, too, but I sure wish we had a White Castle!
PS–I’m visiting the folks in Florida, and today I took the opportunity to enjoy some very tasty Steak n Shake!!!
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I have In-n-Out for breakfast..
@mrclam: Yes we need a White Castle.. We have a couple of Sonics now.
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@ ksop: LOL…McDoodles.
White Castle substitute: Eat a giant bran muffin and drink a large coffee. Tastes a little different, but has same effect.
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I am 7,392 FEET from the closest one. Anyone want to meet me here?
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mmm…and I’m off for lunch after that! deepsea, sorry I’m too far away to meet you, but oh, only about 3 miles from my In-n-out yumminess.
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I admit, whenever I am on the west coast, making a trip to InOB is high on my list of things to do when I am there.
Still, they don’t get fresh, hot, small, square there.
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My closest in-n-out is a whole 1.2 miles from my house. It’s such a long walk on hot days.
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Five Guys > In-N-Out
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That’s nothing. The closest In-N-Out to my work is over 15 minutes away. Way too far for a relaxing lunch break.
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What is it about greasy dripping cheese that makes me so hungry? Gawd those fries look good.
Wup, I think I just felt 2 pounds blomp on to my thighs.
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@drea
I bet if I got up on our roof I could see our In-N-Out’s sign.
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I can walk to an In-N-Out for you Chris and mail you a Double Double and some fries overnight
You just let me know, ok?
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Or even better yet!!!!
I can send you some Taylor’s Automatic burgers!!
They put In-N-Out to shame.
http://taylorsautomaticrefresher.com/
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@John D
Taylor’s charges a whole buck for American cheese?!
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I guess ! I never paid attention to that.
I usually get the Blue cheese burger and some sweet potato fries dusted with chili powder.
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55 minutes til in-n-out closes. i live 1.5 miles from one. and 4 miles from another. too bad i filled up on del taco today.
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@tim
Yeah, you probably could. Perhaps we should construct a skyway directly connecting our house to In-N-Out.
@Meg
There is a Del Taco about a block away from the In-N-Out, but I haven’t been there in years. It’s reserved only for super desperate drunken nights when nothing else is open. I’m still tickled by the option to “Macho Size” your meals, hehe.
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ha ha
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I’m surprised that you would want to frequent In & Out. I for one won’t until they stop printing Biblical Scripture references on every burger wrapper and cup. It’s a free country and I support their right to do so, but I wont support them monetarily.
A Christian run restaurant that serves the 4×4 burger… Gluttony???
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