Quote of the Night

Quitter Sarah Palin:

The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s “death panel” so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.

Sport of the Night

Ferret Legging:

The sport involves putting two ferrets inside one’s trousers, having first tied one’s trouser cuffs firmly to one’s ankles, lest the ferrets escape. The competitor then cinches his belt tightly, and the clock is started. Competitors cannot be drunk or drugged, nor can the ferrets be drugged. In addition, competitors cannot wear underpants beneath their trousers, and the ferrets’ teeth cannot be filed or otherwise blunted. Competitors can touch the ferrets, but only from the outside of the trousers.

(via Best of Wikipedia)