Personal Urns

Keep your loved one’s ashes in a replica of their disembodied head to creepily stare at you in posthumous judgment.

Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one.

Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite Celebrity.

New advances in facial reconstruction and 3D printing have made it possible to have an urn made in the image of anyone from just a photograph.

(via The Daily What)

  • Patricio

    Can they make a Glenn Beck head canister?

  • lumpi

    Notice the Hannibal-style opening around the skullcap. Always reminding you of the brain that once was inside. And has probably been eaten by whoever made this nightmarish, disgusting piece of horror.

  • wileybot

    I wonder if they have an upgrade to install red LED’s into the eyes?

  • GT

    Sweet. I want mine to bobble.

  • Check their website. The whole thing is a WTF moment. They have urns in every shape you can think of, and even cremation jewelery, so you can reduce your loved husband/pet to a trinket to wear. I bet it makes for a great conversation starter at social gatherings.

  • Rev

    Part of me thinks it is kind of cool. The other 87% says “whaaat the fuck”.

  • Amanda

    Sweet. When I die, I’ll do this, and get my widowed hubby to carry my Head around, making his entrances Al Snow style.

    “What do we all want?!”
    “Disembodied urns heads!”
    “What do we all get?!”
    “Skull f***ing on a cold and lonely night!”

  • bigjohn756

    Finally, I know what I am going to do with my ashes. I wonder how long the folks that care will leave me on the mantel or bookshelf?

  • This is a gag item from “The Sims 3” right? Coz that’s what it looks like.

  • Si

    If they could get it to say “I’m hungry” every few minutes, it would be like I’d never died.

  • drea

    I think a coffee can works just fine.

    “Shut the fuck up, Donny.”

  • Deeb

    why not just resort to taxidermy?

  • I want to get one of Glenn Beck’s head, as asked above, so I can use it as a chamber pot.