1. Holy crap, I envisioned a simple, more-intense-than-usual vibrating bed.

    I would like to see a Wile E. Coyote-shaped hole in that back wall.

  2. It’s no wonder that people die in house fires in the middle of the night…I could never sleep so sound, and thankfully so.

  3. The upshot is the bed’s secondary purpose; It provides the illusion of god-like sexual prowess.

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