• Cornjob

    I don’t often eat sweets… but have to admit that I’d bust a cap in someone for a Twix. 😉

  • Stick

    When I think of gun violence, Sweden is the first country that comes to mind. BTW…I’d kill Cornjob for his Twix. Good think there’s two in there so he can bargain for his life.

  • Cornjob

    As George Costanza once said, and he speaks for all of us, “Twiiiiiixxxx!”

  • The murder rate in the United States is over 2.5 times higher than Sweden. Yep, nothing like this would ever happen in Alabama.

  • Will

    That is so, so stupid. (The billboard, not the blog post.)

  • Dido

    Wait this isn’t photoshop? Seriously? I’m pretty sure it is… The original billboard said “If God doesn’t matter to him, do you?” I figured this was a photoshop and a joke? Can someone verify?

  • Land of no color? Is that supposed to mean white people or black people? What do adults do? This billboard doesn’t answer enough of my questions.

    Billboard FAIL.

    Where is that billboard by the way?

  • I just assumed that the billboard was a joke by an atheist organization. The Jesus Jumpers continue to stumble into self-parody.

  • yeah, but have you TRIED Swedish Fish? Can you blame them?

  • LOL @Ghoast.

  • We do have lovely candy, but no guns 🙂

  • smittypap

    PZ just posted a picture of the actual billboard.


  • Seconds after I clicked Submit Comment I thought “wait — this can’t be real, can it?” Not that the “Jesus Jumpers” don’t descend into self-parody in other ways, of course.

    Also — “Jesus Jumpers”? What am I, a Steinbeck character?

  • orangefall

    Sweet, you could say that the billboard has been….
    wait for it……
    wait fooorrr ittttt….


    Thank you, I’m here all week.

  • jimmy jazz

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
    The question is what wouldn’t you do?

  • I wasn’t sure it was a fake, even though I recognized the picture. Poe’s law and all.

  • Now that I think of it, “Jesus Jumper” might be more of a Stephen King thing. I’m going to obsess about this for a while, if you don’t mind. Hell, even if you do mind…

  • Si

    This *is* a joke, right? RIGHT?

    In other news, when I think of Sweden I think of hot naked chicks. A friend was there once and a hot chick was naked in a bar. True story.

  • Amanda

    When I think of Sweden, I think of people going mad from the lack of sunlight, not the lack of Jesus. But I’m sure they’d find a way to blame the suicide rate on the lack of Jesus anyway.

  • Joakim Andersson

    Has any one of you ever been to Sweden?

    Or is just a “Sweden is a state outside the US hence Evil”-lamentation?

  • Walleh

    This is a photoshopped response to a billboard saying something along the lines of “If he dosn’t care about god, does he care about your life?”
    This text is clearly sarcastic, because of the fact that far less people are killed in “horrible atheist sweden” and the color thing, is just because the billboard was in black/white.