Close Range

Apr 13, ’09 10:57 AM
Author Categories Humor

The game where the goal is to shoot people in the face.

Here is a news report about it from a legitimate news station.

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  1. Laura,
    April 13, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    I love the fact that in this day and age you have to specify “Game consists SOLELY of shooting people point-blank in the face” (In the banner of the video). Because shooting people in the face is so blase – of COURSE we need to up to to 100% face shooting!
    Then again, some of the games that are actually out there make this look possibly real. Once again the Onion has done a remarkable job of pointing out the ridiculousness of real life – I particularly love the plot/storyline angle and the option to shoot animals for a nice break.
    I shudder to think of what will be available (in reality) when/if I have children.

    Oh, and I like the fact that you went to the trouble of commenting that it’s from a “legitimate news station”. Good stuff.

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  2. dancing caveman,
    June 8, 2009 at 5:43 am

    must have missed this. excellent work by the onion!

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