Book of the Night

We really need to start a book club. Is $135.00 for a book with over 600 pages written entirely in Caps ok for you?

THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED: TO>>DISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR.

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  1. Amanda,

    Rowan Atkinson in his Welcome to Hell skit: “Would you all please Stop! Shouting! Thank you…”

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  2. Barbwire,

    Where do these people come from? Why aren’t they in a locked facility somewhere?

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  3. WE DO NOT NEED TO SPEND $ 135. LOOK THERE ARE SOME OTHERS FOR SALE!!!!! I ALREADY GOT MINE! DON’T BE THE LAST TO ORDER.

    17 Used & new from $87.95

    ARE BOOK CLUB WILL BE THE MOST HOLLY BOOK CLUB EVER! SCREW YOU OPRAH AND YOU TABERNACLE OF FLESH! I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING RAPTURE! THE HOLLY GOHST IS TELLING ME TO WONDER ON INTO A KINKOS AKA (FEDEX OFFICE SOLUTIONS) AND MAKE COPIES OF THIS FINE MANUSCRIP. AMEN SO SAY WEALL SO SAY WE ALL. PEACE OUR MO FOS!

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  4. Old Geezer,

    Why would anyone want to discredit: the author? Looks like she’s doing a pretty good job of it herself!

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  5. Misc.,

    Well played, Geezer. Well played. I lol’d.

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  6. Ninabi,

    Kind of reads like the Dr. Bronner’s soap label. Makes the Left Behind author look like
    Shakespeare in comparison.

    Looking forward to other Christian book club choices. Appears the theme is “crazy”.

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  7. wrenchy,

    “Crazy” is the #1 tag, perfect.

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  8. mdrew,

    Ability to control Caps. Lock= $134.99.
    Can we barter?

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  9. Croz,

    The customer reviews are great.

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  10. Wake Up,

    A psychopath who obsessively babbles in all caps is still a psychopath.

    A psychopath who babbles about christianity is still a psychopath.

    A psychopath who gets enough brain cells together to self publish a book, is still a psychopath.

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  11. Laura,

    Her expression is awesome. It’s like “Uh-huh… that’s right. You better believe it”.

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  12. lumpi,

    Each individual point about this book would be terrible enough: the title, the fact that it has 600 pages (about the title subject?!?), the fact that it’s written all in CAPS or that it is $135.00 …

    But all together… wow. Just wow.

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  13. Cornjob,

    *CHRIST JESUS

    * Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

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  14. FlamingAtheist,

    @ Ninabi – yes, much like the classic Dr. Bronner, who’s family has cut back on the crazy a bit since his death.

    So is she talking about a cousin to the Hamburglar who is robbing god of priesthood children? The Priestburglar?

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  15. Bob McCown,

    I’m coming to realize that I am in the wrong line of work. Between all the Yelling Heads on TV spouting crap, and books like this, there is an incredible untapped market for separating idiots from their money.

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  16. Bob McCown,

    @FlamingAtheist – Dilute dilute dilute! All One God Soap!

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  17. Tanya,

    it is so hard not to mock her…I mean could book title scream “I am fucking mental” any louder?! What are PREISTHOOD CHILDREN? Something akin to Children of the Corn?

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  18. Tanya,

    it is so hard not to mock her…I mean could a book title scream “I am fucking mental” any louder?! What are PREISTHOOD CHILDREN? Something akin to Children of the Corn?

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  19. Bibi,

    $135.00 is how much they are going to pay me to read that book, right? :D

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  20. ntac,

    MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG: ALSO HAS A 1ST DEGREE BLACK BELT IN TAEJUKENPO KARATE: SHE STARTED A KIDS & TEEN: KARATE MEMBERSHIP & TV CLUB: CALLED: KARATE PLAY: IN 1996-2000: SHE IS NOW: STARTING: RECREATION CITY KARATE CLASSES IN TUCSON ARIZONA: WITH GOALS TO OFFER PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP KARATE CLUB CLASSES.

    Woah, she know Karate and the proper use of the colon.

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  21. Spiv,

    I was about to be all shocked that a publisher would take this on. Then I noticed “authorhouse.” I guess when you pay to get your book published, you can just heave up any old crap.

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  22. Interesting. Under “Customers Who Bought Related Items Also Bought” is nothing but Piers Anthony books.

    Of course, this could be another attempt by the computer dictators to discredit her…

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  23. Patricio,

    I want to know more about the “COMPUTER DICTATORS”.

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  24. But Citizen Patr-I-CIO, I have already determined that you know as much about your Friend, the Computer as your security clearance allows.

    A squad of Vulture Troopers will escort you to the Department of Re-Education and Reactor Shield Supply. Have a pleasant daycycle and thank you ever so much for your cooperation.

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