And since I have nothing really add to this, I’ll just quote C3PO when he said, “Sir, it’s quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.”
To those who question Sulemanâ€™s ability to care for such a large family, she has this to say: â€œHow many mothers really hold their children? Nobody holds their children. I think Iâ€™m probably the first mother in the history of the world who has ever held her children. And, because Iâ€™m so good at it, God gave me 14 of them to hold. I really do think Iâ€™m answering Godâ€™s call by growing cropfuls of children. Sometimes the Word of God can be heard in the whisper of the wind, sometimes it can be heard in the babble of a brook, and sometimes, it comes to you cradled lovingly in a petri dish.â€
Suleman crossed herself before adding: â€œItâ€™s possible, even likely, that since my children are immaculately conceived, that I could be the mother to the next Christ child. That would make a great reality show, wouldnâ€™t it?â€
The above may be satire. I can’t find any other sources of this interview and frankly I’m past caring enough to put any more time into trying to figure her out.