1. THAT is how it’s done. Take a note Nabisco! Remember those letters I wrote to you when I was twelve, asking you to sell the Oreo cream separately in jars!? This is what happens when you don’t listen!

  2. Thanks, dang. I may never sleep again.

    On that note, I was SHOCKED to see how healthy the Snickers Pie looked after seeing just two pages-worth of monstrosities. Normally I’d think of that pie as ridiculously high-calorie and overly-sweet, but at this point it seems like a shiny, fresh apple compared to all the other horrors.

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