The Rapture Ready Board Reacts to Obama’s Inauguration

In case you were wondering:

I kept my daughter home from school so that she would not have to watch him or pretend he is a good man. I will not allow her to be a hypocrite. She knows what he is and we will not deviate from our position and give him the benefit of the doubt where there is NO DOUBT about him.

Because of Obama, I had to introduce what partial birth abortion is. This is the first President in our history that supports something so vile.

I’m not watching any t.v. today. Even on the radio, it’s all they’ve been talking about. I don’t want to hear it. I’m calling January 20, 2009 “Day of the Great Sadness.”

Um…I just cannot wrap my head around this whole thing. I cannot believe he’s our pres. I will miss Bush! I think people will realize very quickly that the only man who can solve our troubles is GOD. Not Obama!

I am not watching it… I cant. But I am in prayer with a heavy heart. Its very hard for me to pray for him knowing what he stands for. But I pray for his salvation that someday he will see God in a whole new light. I also pray for the safety of this nation, that God wouldnt abandon us just yet.

Please Lord Jesus, come soon!

I’m sadened by all of this. My head tells me God is on the throne but my heart just can’t rationalize it.

I can’t believe when I saw Bush walk out to Hail to the Chief I actually started crying, so sad for my country that doesn’t realize what a good job he actually did in protecting us. Sad that we have seen our best days, now it’s in the hands of a man who has no experience or sense about the world politically.

Now we have a man who when giving his oath of office, I will execute… (millions of babies…).
He couldn’t do it without the teleprompter.

At the begining of his speach the tv screen went all fuzzy–my first thought was “Jesus is coming!”—I got real excited then it came back on and Obama was still talking.

Very sad day. Very sad indeed. But, for those of us who belong to Jesus Christ, we know that our citizenship is in heaven, awaiting our arrival when our Lord calls us home. Don’t loose hope. The US was a great place while it lasted but it isn’ home.

  • fwonk

    The world is full of dumb people with guns.

    http://forums.officer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107937

  • Amanda

    I is wearing my Obama shirt here in NZ. Spit at my feet at your own peril!

  • Laura

    fwonk- that is a great website.
    “He had the testicular fortitude that some previous presidents lacked. He did not hold his thumb out to see which way the wind was blowing.”
    -We know he had cojones. We just recognize that he didn’t have the intelligence to know when he was boldly doing something stupid.
    -It’s obvious that he couldn’t tell what way the wind was blowing. That’s one reason he did such an incredibly bad job at everything he did- sometimes (for example, when you’re the president) it’s a good idea to look around before acting. Especially with your army and weaponry.

  • Patricio

    I think these red-state folks might wanna grasp the concept that America doesn’t only belong to them and their self-appointed Christian Taliban leaders. But, sadly, they do not. So they resort to the ultimate act of impotent rage: “Oh come Lord Jeeesus! Come and take us home and punish these awful people who don’t think like me!”

  • Ross

    Reading that topic and I saw this.

    The user MROD says “Obama totally messed up the oath… he cant speak unless its written for him.”

    Riiiight okay MROD… two words… THE BIBLE

    “he cant speak unless its written for him.”

    THE BIBLE. I wonder if he realises the irony.

  • Finklebop Pinkleporkey, III

    God makes the screen go fuzzy — PSYCH!

    What a sense of humor.

  • Ben

    I’m sadened by all of this. My head tells me God is on the throne but my heart just can’t rationalize it.

    That’s the best one. The user has a head telling him/her unsubstantiatable bullshit, and leaves the rationalizing to the heart.

  • Wake Up

    We see what we want to see and disregard the rest.

    We can see with the eyes of love or the eyes of fear. These poor people see only fear. Their lives must be full of pain and self righteousness.

    In psychology they describe how we are run by an internal committee. Its obvious these people have their fears running the show (their internal committee). Maybe they should let someone else in their psyche run their lives.

  • BTG

    Where can I get enough sand to bury the rest of their bodies ?

    Fight against ignorant whites, I am.

  • Abi

    Quote: At the begining of his speach the tv screen went all fuzzy–my first thought was “Jesus is coming!”—I got real excited then it came back on and Obama was still talking.

    Me: Uh, nope, that’s just your back woods reception!

    This one had me LOL for long, uncomfortable moments in my cubicle at work!

  • Man, that bunch.

  • Arlo

    “Did anybody else notice the complete disrespect the crowd showed GWB when they started singing na na na na na hey hey hey hey goodbye”

    I didn’t watch the inauguration. But… AahahahHAHAHA.

  • Just a guess:
    Percentage of Bush approvers = percentage of Americans who have diagnosed mental disorders.

  • Kirby Scroggins

    meh

  • @5

    the reason he ‘messed up’ is he was waiting for the chief justice to correct himself, he said the oath wrong for Obama to repeat. it was supposed to be ‘bla bla adverb verb verb’ and the justice said ‘bla bla verb verb adverb’. I can’t remember if it was faithfully or fairly or what, but you get the picture 🙂

    I’m fairly sure that obama rehearsed the oath once or twice and having it messed up by the justice just threw him for a moment 😉

  • Barbwire

    These people are living proof that there is no god, or if there is, he doesn’t involve himself with our concerns. Otherwise, they would surely be incinerated.

  • XMinh

    The screen went fuzzy? Jesus is just warning you that he will be broadcasting in digital come February.

  • Alex

    I’m sadened by all of this. My head tells me God is on the throne but my heart just can’t rationalize it.

    Well, at least there is a good reason for that one…

  • Ace Armstrong

    The dorkmeisters will always be with us. But that doesn’t mean we let them control anything.
    The fact that a cabal of cluckheads who believe the earth is only 10,000 years old have had free reign to rule this country and impose their theocracy under the guise of democracy is incredible enough.
    And so it will be with great relief to watch the rapture ready republicans recede into the rump status they so richly deserve.

  • smoke

    How bout that “broke back” preacher,bet he wanted to pass that collection plate.As for the ruptured people feeling so bad they have to stay for the anti-all-of-my-ideas Presidents leadership,there’s always places like Jim Jones had waiting for them to join up.

  • The fact that a cabal of cluckheads who believe the earth is only 10,000 years old have had free reign to rule this country and impose their theocracy under the guise of democracy is incredible enough.

    HERETIC! The world is 6,000 years old. Now come along to the stake…it’s FIRE-TIME!

  • John

    Rapture Ready? Damn it, there goes the rest of my afternoon…

  • Evilpia

    A lot of dumb people have dictionaries and big fancy degrees and
    Job tittles too.

  • airlogo3

    I hope the rapture is soon, I want to see my parents in heaven and be with Jesus and sang
    in the holy choir beneath his throne
    If Barach Obama only not belive in the killing of the unborn and lead his family and nation towards the killing of the unborn he could join us so let our prayers touch his heart, and lets us pray for him to he fills the sorrowing of the holy spirit for his sins

  • survivorsalad

    Do people write in their ‘additions’ to the bible or what? Those people are simply racist and mentally retarded. Bush’s smirk reminded me of a 7 year old Dennis the menace. So many times someone should have just smacked him – i know i wanted to. Obama is the best hope the world has at actually changing.