• p

    what is liquid smoke?

  • Finklebop Pinkleporkey, III

    What about the penises?

  • lumpi

    American and German food culture- mixed into one HUGE pile of sausage… Mmmm!

  • A “dash” a corn syrup – gushing through a garden hose?

  • Huh, “trimmings”? Does that qualify as meat? That liquid hot dog goo certainly did the trick for me.

  • “These ‘flavorings’ vary depending on where the hotdogs will be sold, because different regions have different tastes.”

    I suppose that my region really loves the taste of rat droppings. An acquaintance of mine works at a hot dog factory. He informed me that the meat batter in his plant is mixed on the floor. Apparently there is a legal allowance for a certain percentage of animal droppings in hot dogs. But I guess that is the case with all meat. Yummm.

    It takes some of the mystery out of the listeria crisis for me.

    Sodium Nitrates also cause birth defects and cancer.

    Bon apetit!

  • I never saw molten meat batter before. What happens when you put it in a waffle iron?

  • BROWNCRABS

    I loved the opening. Hot dogs – otherwise known as Frankfurters, from their place of origin – are an all-American fare.”.

    I don’t think that “fare” looks right.

    I’m hungry.

  • BROWNCRABS

    I don’t know what I was closing with those quotation marks, either.

  • Happy to be a vegetarian.

  • Laura

    Thanks, cynical-c. This video led me to this link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM7PklAdHlw&feature=related
    “Fun things you can do in condoms and flour”.
    Probably SFW (although the little ‘related clips’ on the sidebar probably aren’t)- and more than a little creepy.