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Photos of angry, bitter, hateful Jesus people from Seattle.

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Battle Raper Video Game:

Battle Raper is a 3D fighting game in which the objective is to strip, grope, and sometimes actively rape the female characters, including a special move by the boss character and only male fighter where the female opponent is forced to perform fellatio as the camera zooms in. Like in most Hentai games, however, the penis is rendered invisible or transparent. There is also a feature in the game which allows the player to have sex with the female characters.

All 6 parts here.

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From PowerMobyDick.com.

President-elect Obama talks about the economy in this week’s Democratic address.

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Man thinks there are a few bees underneath his bbq grill and decides to nuke em. Turns out to be an entire bee colony.

(BTW, insect genocide aside, he was going to use the grill after using an entire bottle of insecticide in it? I can has DDT Burgers?)

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