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From Atrios:

Nobody really cares who John McCain’s VP is.

Please don’t be Biden, please don’t be Biden, please don’t be Biden.

I’m taking today so that I can clear brush from the Cynical Ranch. Have a good weekend.

Secularism is a religion, a religion that is understood. It
has no mysteries, no mumblings, no priests, no ceremonies, no
falsehoods, no miracles, and no persecutions. It considers the
lilies of the field, and takes thought for the morrow. It says to
the whole world, Work that you may eat, drink, and be clothed; work
that you may enjoy; work that you may not want; work that you may
give and never need.

Robert Green Ingersoll – “Secularism” (1887)