The 10 Million Dollar Delurking Contest

Judging from my stats, the majority of people who read this blog never comment. Commenting is not necessary of course but it is nice to hear from readers and if I can’t get you to comment by just posting about any particular topic, perhaps I need to bribe you. So I will award one lucky reader 10 million dollars for commenting on this post. If you wish to enter the contest, just leave a comment on this thread with a valid email address and I will use a random number generator to pick a commenter to send them the $10,000,000. We’ll leave this thread open until Tuesday nightish (let’s say 8pm).

And if you don’t believe that I have 10 million dollars to give away, I give to you a picture of Cynikitty with the prize money.

So good luck and delurk away! (And yes, regular commenters can enter also. You may comment more than once if you wish (but don’t go overboard) And I reserve the right to do whatever the hell I want to with this contest.)


Some answers to some of the questions I’ve been getting.

The contest ends on Tuesday at 8pm EST. Plenty of time left to enter.

You can enter from anywhere in the world. It will cost me several trillion in Zimbabwe dollars for postage but you guys are worth it.

Update 2

Less than 8 hours to go!

Update 3

About 1 hour to go!

Contest Closed

Woohoo. Thanks to everyone for participating. I’m off to find a winner of the 10 million. I feel like Ed McMahon, but without the being homeless part.