Catholic League vs. Pharyngula

It looks like the Catholic League didn’t take too kindly to Dr. Myers threatening to desecrate a cracker yesterday and gathering firewood for his Inquisition.

And for the record, I very much disagree with Dr. Myers dismissing the Eucharist as simply a cracker. Crackers are quite tasty and can be crumbled and used for stuffing while communion wafers taste like cardboard which melts into a vile film that cements itself to roof of your mouth. If you’re going to pretend that your cannibalistic ritual includes eating the flesh of your deity, you can do much better than a paper wafer. I suggest chunks of chicken that the priest can rip off a carcass and deposit into your waiting hand or mouth while announcing “the body of Christ”. Now that’s a host I can believe in.