Kurt Vonnegut Quotes

I miss him (And yes, a lot of these aren’t really quotes but excerpts from his novels.):

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
Cold Turkey

If you want to take my guns away from me, and you’re all for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen appliances at their showers, and you’re for the poor, you’re a liberal. If you are against those perversions and for the rich, you’re a conservative. What could be simpler?
Cold Turkey

Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.

In case you haven’t noticed, we are now almost as feared and hated all over the world as the Nazis were.
I Love You, Madame Librarian

Doesn’t anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools, or health insurance for all?
A Man Without a Country