High Heels for Infants

For those who can’t wait for their young girl to become a toddler to begin stripper training.

Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels! Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure.
Leopard satin heel with black satin lining for infants size 0-6 months.

I’m currently working on a prenatal makeup kit so that your fetus will look their best for their sonogram.

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5 comments

  1. For those who can’t wait for their young girl to become a toddler to begin stripper training.

    Or to become an Oscar-winning screenwriter.

  2. God have mercy on our souls. This may sound extremely rude and a ‘out there’ but this is most truly a pedophile’s dream. ‘Young’ girls (5-8) dressing in grown up clothing and wearing makeup (yes, we did it when we were younger, but our moms ‘didn’t’ let us wear it out in public, and it was just for ‘play’), something tells me the ‘worst’ is yet to come in our world.
    I saw the segment on the ‘Today Show’ with Matt (who looked disgusted beyond belief), Al (who looked as if he were going to vomit), Katie (who was trying to contain her anger), and Meredith (who’d grown angry enough to have them end the segment before it was really over), and that was more than enough for me.
    Guess our world is just about ready for that ‘hand-bag’ right now.

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