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Day April 10, 2008

Julius Caesar and the Pirates

From Livius.org:

In 75, Julius Caesar was captured by Cilician pirates, who infested the Mediterranean sea. The Romans had never sent a navy against them, because the pirates offered the Roman senators slaves, which they needed for their plantations in Italy. As a consequence, piracy was common.

In chapter 2 of his Life of Julius Caesar, the Greek author Plutarch of Chaeronea (46-c.120) describes what happened when Caesar encountered the pirates. The translation below was made by Robin Seager.

First, when the pirates demanded a ransom of twenty talents, Caesar burst out laughing. They did not know, he said, who it was that they had captured, and he volunteered to pay fifty. Then, when he had sent his followers to the various cities in order to raise the money and was left with one friend and two servants among these Cilicians, about the most bloodthirsty people in the world, he treated them so highhandedly that, whenever he wanted to sleep, he would send to them and tell them to stop talking.

For thirty-eight days, with the greatest unconcern, he joined in all their games and exercises, just as if he was their leader instead of their prisoner. He also wrote poems and speeches which he read aloud to them, and if they failed to admire his work, he would call them to their faces illiterate savages, and would often laughingly threaten to have them all hanged. They were much taken with this and attributed his freedom of speech to a kind of simplicity in his character or boyish playfulness.

However, the ransom arrived from Miletus and, as soon as he had paid it and been set free, he immediately manned some ships and set sail from the harbor of Miletus against the pirates. He found them still there, lying at anchor off the island, and he captured nearly all of them. He took their property as spoils of war and put the men themselves into the prison at Pergamon. He then went in person to [Marcus] Junius, the governorof Asia, thinking it proper that he, as praetor in charge of the province, should see to the punishment of the prisoners. Junius, however, cast longing eyes at the money, which came to a considerable sum, and kept saying that he needed time to look into the case.

Caesar paid no further attention to him. He went to Pergamon, took the pirates out of prison and crucified the lot of them, just as he had often told them he would do when he was on the island and they imagined that he was joking.

Star Destroyer Project

Pure Star Wars Pr0n. There are other models besides the Star Destroyer so click around.

The first time I tried this project was 1981. It involved a lot of cardboard, masking tape and several precariously wired 60 watt light bulbs. Probably a good thing it didn’t make it too far.

Just a few short years later, I was ready to try it again. Although I’ve recently played around modifying models, this is my first serious attempt at a scratch build.

This Dog is Eager to Go For a Drive

(via Arbroath)

The Pet Penguin

Ten Thousand Cents

Ten Thousand Cents” is a digital artwork that creates a representation of a $100 bill. Using a custom drawing tool, thousands of individuals working in isolation from one another painted a tiny part of the bill without knowledge of the overall task. Workers were paid one cent each via Amazon’s Mechanical Turk distributed labor tool. The total labor cost to create the bill, the artwork being created, and the reproductions available for purchase are all $100. The work is presented as a video piece with all 10,000 parts being drawn simultaneously. The project explores the circumstances we live in, a new and uncharted combination of digital labor markets, “crowdsourcing,” “virtual economies,” and digital reproduction.

Science Tattoos

From Carl Zimmer’s Science Tattoo Emporium.

The 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time

This will take some time to get through since they have video of each one.

8 Million

A milestone of some sort… Thanks everyone.

And for those who are wondering who the 8 millionth visiter was, according to Sitemeter they were from Kirklees in the UK. They came to Cyn-C from Google on a search for “lego famous pics recreated”. They stayed for 8 seconds before clicking on this link. Their operating system was WinXP and the browser they used was IE 6.0. Their favorite color was navy blue and they enjoy horseback riding, cricket and long walks on the beach. Their blood type is O positive. His first name is Gavin and his last name starts with the letter P and ends with the letter H. He’s had 3 sexual partners but during stories that number is inflated to 12. His father died when he was 8 by having a heart attack while trying to undo a pesky knot in his shoes which is why Gavin only wears loafers.

The Critic asks “So what does the 8 millionth visitor receive?”

Well there won’t be any money but when Gavin dies, on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness. So, he has that going for him. Which is nice.

Daily Dose of Ingersoll

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I believe in the religion of the family. I believe that the
roof-tree is sacred, from the smallest fibre that feels the soft
cool clasp of earth, to the topmost flower that spreads its bosom
to the sun, and like a spendthrift gives its perfume to the air.
The home where virtue dwells with love is like a lily with a heart
of fire — the fairest flower in all the world. And I tell you God
cannot afford to damn a man in the next world who has made a happy
family in this. God cannot afford to cast over the battlements of
heaven the man who has a happy home upon this earth. God cannot
afford to be unpitying to a human heart capable of pity. God cannot
clothe with fire the man who has clothed the naked here; and God
cannot send to eternal pain a man who has done something toward
improving the condition of his fellow-man. If he can, I had rather
go to hell than to heaven and keep the company of such a god.

Robert Green Ingersoll – “Orthodoxy”(1884)


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