The Official YFSF Record Book Annotation System

From Yanksfan vs Soxfan:

We can no longer avoid the clarion call: The American People—even the liberal New York Times, dammit—demand typographic action. Baseball’s record books shall be besmirched no more. Or rather, the achievements therein shall be properly labeled. An asterisk for steroids. Yes. Of course. But how can that single dingbat suffice to explain away more than a century of exploitation, chicanery, and all-around evil doing?

Here are some of the new marks to be added to the record books:

* = Steroids
! = Amphetamines
$ = Gambling
|| = Cocaine
∞ = Wore glasses
† = Crazy religious freak

(via kottke)