For about a year, I worked as a host in an Olive Garden restarurant(sic). During that time, I made the following strips. Each strip is completely true, except for people’s names, which have been changed so that they don’t get mad at me. This comic is not endorsed in any way by The Olive Garden or its parent company, Darden Restaurants. In fact, they don’t even know it exists.
(via BB Blog)