Hello Kitty AK-47

This would go along great with my Teletubbies flamethrower.

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! An mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.

Shut Up Tim McCarver

Looks like this site hasn’t been updated since 2006.

Welcome to ShutUpTimMcCarver.com, the internet home for frustrated baseball fans forced to endure Tim’s many “McCarverisms” every Saturday afternoon on FOX. This site was started as a goof during the 2004 ALCS and since then has become a destination for baseball fans and Tim-haters everywhere.