The Untold Story of the Cheney ‘Quagmire’ Video

From the Washington Post:

But instead of love and marriage, the “Life and Career” tape offered up a much younger looking Cheney saying that a U.S. invasion to capture Baghdad and topple Saddam Hussein would be, well, a quagmire.

At the time of the interview 13 years ago, Cheney was the ex-defense secretary, camped out at the American Enterprise Institute and contemplating a run for president. Asked why he didn’t think U.S. forces should have gone on to Baghdad during the first Persian Gulf War, he asked rhetorically, “How many additional dead Americans is Saddam worth?” He added, “It’s a quagmire if you go that far and try to take over Iraq.”

The now famous “quagmire” tape, which has gotten over half a million views on YouTube, may well have remained buried in the archives for another decade (and doesn’t Cheney wish it had!) if it hadn’t been for that one C-SPAN producer, an affable young Irishman named Emmanuel Touhey.

The Software Awards Scam

Apparently it doesn’t take much to win a software award. Just a dream with “.exe” appended to the end…

I put out a new product a couple of weeks ago. This new product has so far won 16 different awards and recommendations from software download sites. Some of them even emailed me messages of encouragement such as “Great job, we’re really impressed!”. I should be delighted at this recognition of the quality of my software, except that the ’software’ doesn’t even run. This is hardly surprising when you consider that it is just a text file with the words “this program does nothing at all” repeated a few times and then renamed as an .exe. The PAD file that described the software contains the description “This program does nothing at all”.

Out of Stock Purple Heart Medals

From the Houston Chronicle:

PEARLAND — Korean War veteran Nyles Reed, 75, opened an envelope last week to learn a Purple Heart had been approved for injuries he sustained as a Marine on June 22, 1952.

But there was no medal. Just a certificate and a form stating that the medal was “out of stock.”

“I can imagine, of course, with what’s going on in Iraq and Afghanistan, there’s a big shortage,” Reed said. “At least, I would imagine so.”

The form letter from the Navy Personnel Command told Reed he could wait 90 days and resubmit an application, or buy his own medal.

After waiting 55 years, however, Reed decided to pay $42 for his own Purple Heart and accompanying ribbon — plus state sales taxes — at a military surplus store.

Hmmm, why would we be in short supply of Purple Heart medals?

The Department of Defense estimates that 29,098 troops have been wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan through Thursday.