When Insults Had Class

Intellectual pwnage:

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” –
Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” –
Clarence Darrow

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend… if you have one.” –
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

< “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response