Today in Religion

Let’s see. God appeared today on a church’s ceiling in the form of light reflected from a lamp.

The DaVinci Code finally reached the top of the netflix queue of some Italian clergymen who didn’t like it very much (can’t blame them for that part) so they are trying to press obscenity charges against Ron Howard and Dan Brown.

And a Pakastani government minister says that the West’s categorizing muslims as terrorists angers him so much that he feels like blowing up Salman Rushdie over his new knighthood.