The Atlantean One Meditation Helmet

And at the bargain basement price of $197.60.
(although they make you sign a disclaimer form before you actually get the helmet.

The ATLANTEAN ONE MEDITATION HELMET is the most innovative meditation tool available in which to develop your psychic powers.. When proper used, this tool can help you achieve the highest level of consciousness by stimulating senses beyond those of sight, sound, taste, touch and scent. This helmet can enhance your clairvoyant and telepathic capabilities, even if you have never experienced anything beyond the accepted five senses. These talent are inborn. However, for many , these talents remain dormant to our conscience perceptions, although we all have acted upon them, from time to time… a gut feeling; a hunch; knowing who is calling when the telephone rings.

(Thanks Ethan)

Comments

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  1. Gwenny,

    Don’ need no stinkin’ helmet…

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  2. It boggles my mind, not so much that anyone can believe in this kinda clap-trap — the world has never been short on morons — but that people can live fully functional lives, while still believing in this stuff…

    A friend of mine once worked for The Money Store, and they built their HQ in the shape of an enormous ziggurat — a stepped, terraced pyramid. The most important part of the design requirement was that the office for the top guy had to be located exactly in some magical, special location, according to the geometry of the pyramid shape… I mean, WTF?

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  3. Gwenny,

    I knew you were gonna say that…

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  4. Woah, that’s amazing — and no helmet either? The oogah-boogah is strong in this one!

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  5. jackass,

    Hate to be picky, but for folks who see themselves as so much smarter than everyone else it is a same you can’t spell “sign” or “helmet”.

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  6. Otho J Noggle,

    . . . or “shame”

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  7. Hate to be picky, but for folks who see themselves as so much smarter than everyone else it is a same you can’t spell “sign” or “helmet”.

    I’m not too picky about people’s spelling, but I think that’s a misleading user name. Dump “jackass” and try “dumbass” instead.

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  8. (Tries on helmet)

    I sense… I sense that somebody is laughing at me for wearing a damn silly-looking thing on my head…

    Holy crap, it works!

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  9. Heh, I love it that jackass made a typo in the same sentence criticizing me for making a typo.

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  10. Gwenny,

    Oogah-Boogah rocks, babee…

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  11. Jimmy,

    Took a second look at the helmet and is it just me or does anyone else see the light bulbs on the side?

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