Westboro Baptist Church to Picket Falwell’s Funeral

Falwell was too cuddly for the Phelps klan:

WBC to picket the funeral of Rev. Jerry Falwell – at Thomas Road Baptist Church, Lynchburg, Virginia – in religious protest and warning: “God is not mocked!” Gal. 6:7. God Hates Fags! & Fag-Enablers! Ergo, God hates Jerry Falwell, Billy Graham, Pat Robertson, and all such Arminian heretic preachers – from the fundamentalist evangelicals to openly gay Episcopalians and pedophile Catholics – all of whom have created the Satanic Sodomite Zeitgeist wherein America has irreversibly gone the way of Sodom.

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield Missouri; and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC’s faithful Bible preaching – thereby committing the unpardonable sin – otherwise known as the sin gainst the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, Etc. All for lucre – making him guilty of their sins.

(Thanks Grant)

10 Comments

  1. {Internal giggle}

    This is awful. It’s a funeral and for the purpose of saying farewell to the honored dead. I may not have cared much for Falwell, to say the least, but at least dead, he deserves some dignity.

    {Snort}

  2. All I can say is that I hope a fleet of meteorites land one-by-one on each and every one of those WBC’ers. I honestly believe that my life will be complete the day I hear they’ve died; well, at least when the two head Phelps’ do. They suck. And that’s that.

    Kudos to Falwell though for doing something humane and dying.

  3. We need to stage a gay communists pride parade straight through the fucking funeral — and the demonstration.

    Didya see that TV Nation episode when Michael Moore showed up with the gay bus, and had all these flamers come up to Phelps? He actually hid behind one of the women. Poor Mr. Phelps; his anti-gay defense shields must be weak.

  4. I’m a 27 year old gay rock guitarist who use to shoot heroin and loved Marilyn Manson. Sign me up! I’ll start the set with Highway to Hell and close with the effervescently upbeat “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls, because as we all know, was written by Bielzibub herself.

  5. damnedyankee: [“Arminian”?
    Aw, now they’re just making shit up…]

    No, arminianism is the common Christian belief that “saved through the Grace of God” means that if you believe in Jesus you’re saved, regarless of what else you do. It’s efficacy works under the irrational assumption that striving to believe in a particular theologic relationship will change people’s basic character, and that people won’t do evil things anymore. Demonstrably untrue.

    The basic premise is that “Christian” = “good”, contrary to any other evidece.

    I believe there are consequences to one’s actions, right here on earth.

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