1. On a person note, I got kicked out of Sunday School. Apparently, I asked too many questions.

    Also, they didn’t like me standing on my chair and swearing, or my flinging burning matches at the other children.

    Fucking fascists.

  2. Well of course not! The bible clearly demands that you should either be raping them or stoning them to death for their petty misdeads, not trying to set fire to them. Honestly Eel, you really must try harder if you don’t want to be smote.

  3. Whats really funny is that the original song by Iron Butterfly was called Inagaddanavida because the lead singer couldn’t pronounce clearly ‘In the Garden of Eden’. Just another clip to prove the genius of the simpsons creators.

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