Vagina Power (Not Work Safe)

Shakesville, or the blogger formerly known as Shakespeare’s Sister, has a great clip of a public access show from Atlanta. In it, the host sits down with her guest, who also happens to be her mother, and talks about sex using some, er, colorful language.

This man won’t even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver’s—and what? that plate what $2.99?—but he can give you a mouth full of sperm, and a rectum full of sperm. … A man like that don’t respect you!

And now, she insane, her mind ain’t good because the penis done ejaculated all in her brain.

He’s screwing her into slavery using the penis as a weapon to break her ass down.