Batman Lecturing Robin

This page has a some really funny quotes from the Batman tv show of Batman lecturing Robin.

Robin: “Let’s go!”
Batman: “Not you, Robin. They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a drinking tavern.”

Batman to Robin: “When you get a little older, you’ll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.”

Bruce: “Most Americans don’t realize what we owe to the ancient Incas. Very few appreciate they gave us the white potato and many varieties of Indian corn.”
Dick: “Now whenever I eat mashed potatos, I for one will think of the Incas.”

Batman to Robin: “Stop fiddling with that atomic pile and come down here!”

And proof that Batman is not a neocon:

Batman: “Nobody wants war.”
Robin: “Gee, Batman. Belgravia’s such a small country. We’d beat them in a few hours.”
Batman: “Yes, and then we’d have to support them for years.”