Caffeinated Sunflower Seeds

From Strange New Products:

Now they’re selling sunflower seeds laced with energy boosters like caffeine, taurine, lysine, and ginseng.

The product named, “SumSeeds”, are described as premium roasted sunflower seeds supercharged with the same stuff found in “energy” sodas. The manufacturer then goes on to boast the natural goodness of sunflower seeds, such as Vitamin E, Zinc and Iron, to make its product doubly good.