Republicans Blame Election Losses On Democrats

Hmmm.

WASHINGTON, DC—Republican officials are blaming tonight’s GOP losses on Democrats, who they claim have engaged in a wide variety of “aggressive, premeditated, anti-Republican campaigns” over the past six-to-18 months. “We have evidence of a well-organized, well-funded series of operations designed specifically to undermine our message, depict our past performance in a negative light, and drive Republicans out of office,” said Republican National Committee chairman Ken Mehlman, who accused an organization called the Democratic National Committee of spearheading the nationwide effort. “There are reports of television spots, print ads, even volunteers going door-to-door encouraging citizens to vote against us.”

It’s Over

After all the negative press, poorly thought out decisions and disgusting pandering, America wakes up today to wonderful news.

Spears, 24, married rapper Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a one-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son, who was born on 12 September. The divorce papers identify the baby as Jayden James Federline.

US singer and entertainer Britney Spears filed for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline on Tuesday, citing “irreconcilable differences.” The pop princess filled papers in Los Angeles County Superior Court.

Spears, 24, married rapper Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a one-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son, who was born on 12 September. The divorce papers identify the baby as Jayden James Federline.

Oh yeah, and Americans gave Bush the finger.