Doctor Slang and Medical Acronyms

I’ll select some random ones:

45C – patient is one chromosome short of a full set (thick)
Beached whale – obese patient unable to do much for him/herself except lie there with flailing arms and legs
Bungee jumper – a patient who pulls on his catheter tube
Code Brown – faecal incontinence emergency (e.g. of bedlinen)
LMC – Low marble count (low IQ)
Negative Wallet Biopsy – (US) patient transferred to cheaper hospital because s/he has no insurance/funds
Ralphie McYakkers – young drunks vomiting

(via Bifurcated Rivets)