Who Has Killed More, Satan or God?

God killed 2,038,334 compared to Satan’s 10.

In a previous post, I counted the number of people that were killed by the God in the Bible. I came up with 2,038,334, which, of course, greatly underestimates God’s total death toll, since it only includes those killings for which specific numbers are given. No attempt was made to include the victims of Noah’s flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc., with which the good book is filled. Still, 2 million is a respectable number even for world class killers.

But how does this compare with Satan? How many did he kill in the Bible?

Here is the post listing the verses in the bible which lists God’s victims.
(via J-Walk)

  • Nick

    pardon me if i think outside the box here for a second. seems to me that satan is the kind and benevolent one and god rules through fear. satan accepts you how you are…no matter what you consider fun. with god you have to follow certain standards and claim to love him or else. seems to me that you can tell a ‘your mother’ joke to satan and he would laugh if it were honestly funny but with god youre damned out of his club house šŸ˜‰

  • cynical bastard

    Yeah. I already advanced a similar argument way back when. What if “satan” is the benevolent one, but “god” has a better PR (or BS, if you prefer) machine? And how the hell do you know this statement is not true, in the light of the alleged authorship of the Bible?

    …and don’t even get me started on Kenny McCormick vs. Jesus Christ…

  • Anonymous

    You mean someone who said, basically, “Love me or I’ll set you on fire” killed some people? You kid!

  • Connie

    Try reading the book “The Devil’s Apocrypha”. It paints Satan as the good and God as a messed up creator. The Devil is who he is because he stood up to God’s ways.

  • Anonymous

    did you ever consider counting satan’s death toll?

    this is one way of twisting people’s minds.

  • cynical bastard

    Thank you, Anonymous, for supporting my argument. If my conjecture is correct, and gawd’s PR machine fails, BS being outed for what it is, gawd’s minions start doing damage control. Honestly, Anonymous, if you REALLY TRULY had the TRUTH, why would you ever be concerned about someone ading up a few figures, right?

  • cynical bastard

    Thank you, Anonymous, for supporting my argument. If my conjecture is correct, and gawd’s PR machine fails, BS being outed for what it is, gawd’s minions start doing damage control. Honestly, Anonymous, if you REALLY TRULY had the TRUTH, why would you ever be concerned about someone adding up a few figures, right?

  • cynical bastard

    Oops, I do apologize for the flood… šŸ™ If you delete those messages, please delete the first one.