These should be used on the beer battered deep fried bacon double quarter pounder.
A quick search on the internet yielded little information, which raised some serious concerns on the safety of combining two such powerfully substances. Several questions came to mind; maybe bacon and chocolate aren’t supposed to be combined? Maybe combining them could start the apocalypse? With complete careless recklessness for ourselves and the rest of the planet we decided it had to be done.
I’ve carefully documented the procedure for making Chocolate Covered Bacon (CCB) to serve as record incase I was killed during the combining process.
The Museum of Hoaxes has a post up about a man named Derek Ogilive who claims to be a baby mind reader:
This week Channel Five in the UK will begin airing a documentary about Derek Ogilvie, a guy who claims to be a “Baby Mind Reader.” That’s right, he can read the minds of infants and tell desperate parents why their little darlings won’t sleep, or why they’re fussy about eating, or why they cry all the time, etc., etc. The Scotsman has a pretty sympathetic article about him, describing him as a “respected Scottish medium.” The Sunday Times, however, rakes him over the coals much more,
Surfing over to Mr. Ogilvie’s website you can read about the limitations of his powers:
Derek’s abilities though have some limitations. “I have noticed over the years that it’s easier for me to communicate with children who have not yet started talking or maybe just say the odd word. Children who are older and are talking fluently are much harder to connect with telepathically.”
HA! Sucks when the children learn to talk and can verbalize that the guy is full of bullshit. John Edward might have to relinquish his Biggest Douche of the Universe crown.
This is a fascinating video (that took forever for me to load) that shows how they reanimated Marlon Brando for Superman Returns using footage from the 1978 Superman movie.
The trailer for the Miami Vice movie with a horrendous rap song.
The trailer for the Miami Vice movie remixed with the original theme song.
And the trailer for the Miami Vice movie remixed with Phil Collins.
The Phil Collins one is the best.