Doh! I hope he doesn’t read The Onion.
A blogger flunks a job interview when the interviewer finds his blog and his letters to Star Jones.
“Oh,” I answered.
“I have concerns about some of your writing,” she said.
“Particularly, your letters to Star Jones raised some questions.”
“Oh,” I said. Realizing it was my third “Oh” in a row, I added, “Really?”
This is pretty dead on. Be sure to check out the comments for some other good suggestions.
Some of these are informative and some are just funny. Here is their list for Worst Stuff About The Venetian
Shoddy Materials – This place is made out of balsa-wood and Duct tape.
Architecture – Nice try. The front area, instead of looking like beautiful Venice instead looks like a parking lot. Too much concrete!
Service – These guys go out of their way to be snooty – is that what supposed 5-star service means?
Focus – The focus here is on one thing: the bottom line. Great for investors, bad for guests. If they can save a buck, they will. I prefer places that put the guests first and understand that treating people right is always a good strategy.
(He’s right by the way. The Venetian sucks)
(via Robot Wisdom)
They barely waited long enough for Alito’s robe to be fitted.
The measure, which would ban nearly all abortions in the state, now returns to the House, which passed a different version earlier. The House must decide whether to accept changes made by the Senate, which passed its version 23-12.
“It is the time for the South Dakota Legislature to deal with this issue and protect the lives and rights of unborn children,” said Democratic Sen. Julie Bartling, the bill’s main sponsor.