Tim McCarver may be a horrible announcer but he is a 95 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale. Check out the Tim McCarver quotes section on this site to see what I mean.
“The blood on his sock looks exactly like Oklahoma!”
“The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.”
During a meeting at the mound between the pitcher and catcher, “You see Colon talking into his glove because David Ortiz, from the Dominican Republic, can obviously read lips in Spanish.”
“Half of the Yankees’ regulars this year have not been regulars.”
“One thing about ground balls. They don’t go out of the ball park.”
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