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Hell-o and welcome to the unearthing of GIRLS AND CORPSES online magazine.

You know you’ve been thinking about it… dreaming about it… well now, here it finally is!

Why Girls and Corpses, you ask?

Well, if you’re like me, you like two things, beautiful girls and rotting corpses. So, I thought, why not bring them together in one magazine?

His invention – a robot that toasts, butters, pours syrup and spreads whipped cream on waffles – is both ingenious and absurd.

It’s a contraption in the mold of Rube Goldberg, a Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist known for his drawings of inventions that make simple tasks agonizingly complex.

When Arlington High School teacher Brett Sarver wanted to impress a vocational education advisory board last week, he called on Klein, a recent graduate, to demonstrate his machine.

“It was just such a good example of what students are capable of,” Sarver said.

1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours.
– (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

2. Find a prostitute and marry her.
– Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)

3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
– Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)

4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
– Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)

5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
– Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)

PHNOM PENH (Reuters) – A new Cambodian cafe is offering diners a slice of life under the
Khmer Rouge, with a menu featuring rice-water and leaves, and waitresses dressed in the black fatigues worn by Pol Pot’s ultra-Maoist guerrillas.

Newly opened across the road from Phnom Penh’s notorious Tuol Sleng “S-21″ Khmer Rouge interrogation and torture center, the cafe is meant to remind Cambodians of the 1975-1979 genocide in which an estimated 1.7 million people died.

But the set “theme menu” of salted rice-water, followed by corn mixed with water and leaves, and dove eggs and tea at $6 a time is proving too much to swallow for many visitors.