Open Letter To Kansas School Board


Alternatives to “Intelligent Design” including the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I am writing you with much concern after I read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design to be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design..

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

(via Boing Boing)


  1. That’s both wonderful, and blasphemous, of course, to us believers in the Invisible Pink Unicorn, blessed be her holy hooves!

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  2. We have found flaws in this guys theory and will be posting a reply shortly. Once we have checked our calculations

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